It Is A Blight On My Face

Dear Ron,
Thanking Bright Spot for his concern, but I can’t bring myself to see it his way. To me when I look it is a blight on my face, much like a construction site.  I am at the point where I am prepared to take the leap of obtaining a procedure. It is now a matter of finding the right surgeon. One hears horror stories of these operations going terribly wrong and I do not want to be included among them. Do you recommend going to a woman or a man specialist? I am so trepidatious.
Embattled Ben

Dear Embattled Ben,

Men have bigger offices, but women have the patience and attention to detail. I am supposing this because they have to sing the make-up tune every morning and most manage to get the notes right. That’s just an observation on my part. You have probably made the right decision. I would ask for something strong to go under before it begins, but that’s me. Good luck and have fun with it.


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