The Coolest Person In The Wilderness

Dear Ron,
What is your opinion about air conditioning. Mine gives me a sore throat. What is my alternative?
Cold Comfort

Dear Cold Comfort,

I hear you. These so-called wonder discoveries cause more harm than benefit sometimes. What’s wrong with rolling up a newspaper and shaking it in front of your face?  You’ll even keep the flies at bay at the same time.
There are other methods. In the Survivalist’s Handbook, they mention thinking “cool,” like you are the coolest person in the wilderness, and not one hot air molecule can touch you. They call it avoiding hot air, but not being disrespectful to nature in the process.  It requires practice, and you have to let your body hair grow out for it to be successful. Good luck.


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