My Mother And My Wife Stretch Me

Dear Ron,
I have a question. Is it okay to use a toothpick after a meal at the table? My wife says it isn’t but my mother says it is. I am being pulled in two different directions and I hope I don’t come apart.
Pick Me Up

Dear Pick Me Up,

Why not use half a toothpick?  That might solve the problem.

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