Why Are Animals So Lazy?

Dear Ron,
Why are animals so lazy? All animals want to do is eat, sleep, and procreate. While we humans gotta do all the work. It just ain’t fair.

Dear Legwork,
You are right. Maybe if we could encourage them to get hobbies, they would be more active.
I would trade places with almost any animal on the planet if I could. It seems like it would be a neat existence. The great thing animals have over humans is that they don’t get bored just laying around all day.  Or if they do, they never mention it. Lions sleep twenty-two hours a day, and then get up and grumble for the other two.  And they call me lazy?


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