Spring Has Sprung An Erection

Dear Ron,

My problem is that I can’t keep my hands above my waist these days. I am forever rousing my “soldier boy,” so to speak.”  It has gotten so bad that I am hard-pressed to get dressed all day and I just loll about in a stupor in fondling-mode. Is it because spring has sprung, or am I just in step with my hormone dance?

Handy man

Dear Handy,

I expect, just like all of us, you are fixated on the muscle that waggles. Be grateful you have one. I realize that if I didn’t have my dangling appendage I would have no friends at all.  Handle him with kid gloves. The touchy-feely thing  I wouldn’t worry about.  After all, what are friends for?

I hope this helped



One Comment Add yours

  1. John Guillen says:

    I don’t know what this is but OH MY GOD I couldn’t stop laughing. Hahaha

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