My boyfriend had a “Brazilian” and now he teases me for being too hairy. Am I too hairy?
Be proud of your fur. Some of the best people are hairy. Think of Jesus. The man never took a haircut, or if he did, it is not mentioned.
I for one enjoy a hairy woman. They are easier to hold onto, and hairy people have ape-like qualities that I admire. Whoever said that human skin should resemble glass? Give me a tuft here and there any day.
That said, I must comment on this boyfriend of yours. I have looked up “Brazilian” on Wikipedia and learned that it is when a human has his pubic hair shaven away. The name , I understand, comes from the habit of young Brazilians who must shave their downstairs beards so that they can look good in their bikinis on Brazilian beaches. Look. Whatever heats your toast.
Maybe your boyfriend is an avid beach loafer and is looking ahead to the warmer months. Or he gets tired of scratching that mangle of follicles he has covering his jewels and said to himself one day, “Let me be free of bugs!”
To this, I would remind him that we all want to be free of the presence of the little ones, but not everybody thinks murdering their body hair is the way to go. There is, after all, something called bug spray, or simply washing oneself on a daily basis which can wave the wand.
But truth be told, Goathead, I think this Brazilian stuff has much deeper roots (no pun intended). I think your man must have something of the Alien about him. Think about it. Have you ever seen an Alien with a beard. Chances are they have no pubic hair either. There is something that tells me that your boy buddy no longer wants to be part of us and is hankering for another club to join. Why not dump the ingrate and find a real man to snuggle up to?
I hope this helped.